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| Ryan "ian" Schwass | ||||||||||||||||||||
| to know Ryan is to know the heart of the wankers,the glue if you will. Longing to play faster, harder and louder than his "talented" friends, he approached his comrades and slapped together what is now "The Wankers" key set list. Living and dwelling in Ludlow, the house of many visitors, he didn't leave his beloved estate until after graduation, when his friends started to dissappear. Countless were the days that Ryan spent in his hot, half renovated house on "Queen City" going over and over songs with Pat. The entire summer of 2000 saw revision after revision of badly timed songs slapped together without the aid of a rythym section.The Beatles had "The Cavern", the "Who" had "The Marquee" and "The Wankers" had Ryan's house. In Ludlow damn near every Wanker song was concieved and originally practiced. This was before Cincinnati, before jobs, before people moved away. This was highschool baby. Sure the cops were called, parents yelled, siblings got in the way, but dammit, we knew it was going to be grand! Ryan works hard trying to keep the Wankers a float. Booking shows, Promoting, building the website and trying to keep his boys on target, can be a hard job. Especailly when the other members of the band are literally Wankers. What you think we just made that up? Ryan also plays in FRA with Lou from Peru and has an evil brother Lazy Ass Destroyer. |
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| "the W- clan ain't nothing to fuck with!" | ||||||||||||||||||||
| Pictures of Me: Workin at GE Friggin Wanker On the Computer Sod Off Pissed That's Right A Love Swayin At MadFrog Boot Love Hate Party Time!! Shrek Me and Steven X Basement Fun!! Ahhhh!! Disco |
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