Mark "the cleaver" Vancleave
Pulled from a pile of beer cans and empty "papa johns" pizza boxes, this talented, but many a times silent , wrangler of the electric six string, was the most myteriuos of "The Wankers". A side from dwellings in Ludlow and Elsemere, no one really knows for certain from  whence he came. Originally "discovered" by Ryan, roaming Ludlows dark black alley ways, Mark  and Ryan participated in many a drunken-hoot-a-nanny, toiling for hours upon hours compressing common experiences of wine, women, weed, and wackiness into hit songs that you know today as "Wanker Hits". But to know Mark, you must first know his wylie, afore mentioned, counterpart, Ryan. These two spent many a days jamming out and eating whatever would come their way, most of the time for the best. Hanging  from the windows of many apartments, which acted as communes for Ludlow's finest and twisted of the drug culture. they played many a songs, attracting on-lookers from below. 
"I have been found!!"
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Mark Vancleave
the Cleaver
Packin a Bowl
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