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Whats your name fool? : RASH
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www. We Love Cock Rock.EDU
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So Whats the deal-o : Rockin off those Socks I see in our Neck of the woods
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You guys should..... : get a horn section
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Anything else? : Bring us to the Nasty Nati
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Whats your name fool? : Josh Eversole
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : robopope7@hotmail.com
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So Whats the deal-o : I just decided to give out some moral support keep on rockin and pat are those bjs still free?
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You guys should..... : print up some more t shirts and have more underage shows I CAN NEVER GET IN
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Anything else? : nope
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Whats your name fool? : flea
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : hey_flea@yahoo.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Hey Scwhass give me a holler. Havent heard from you in a while. Of course me being in Florida now may have something to do with that.
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You guys should..... :
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Anything else? :
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Whats your name fool? : Jeff Adams
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : mudball@hotmail.com
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So Whats the deal-o : I lived on Glendora with Lou back when he was a rookie.
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You guys should..... : You guys should put some songs up on www.epitonic.com
Good site, check it out.
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Anything else? : I remember taking Lou to the Red River Gorge to camp for the weekend.
All he brought was a blanket and a ham wrapped in tin foil...
and beer money.
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Whats your name fool? : Josh Eversole
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : Robopope7@hotmail.com
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So Whats the deal-o : i been listening to you guys for a while i know pat i feel special for that i just wanted to say keep up the good work
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You guys should..... : PRINT UP SOME SHIRTS FOOLS maybe you should sign them so that i look fancy but whatever just get some out there
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Anything else? : keep on rockin socks off
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Whats your name fool? : Madam Markus Bagarkus
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : http://GGALLINOWNS!.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Ive been alive
since the dawn of time
sage blossoms into purple smoke
no one chokes.
be verbal about it
we dont march the wankers do not die!@
elbow arm leg theigh.
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You guys should..... : spit on your hands and comb yo heer.
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Anything else? : Like a child you whisper softly to me
Youre in control just like a child
Now Im dancing
Its like a dream, no end and no beginning
Youre here with me, its like a dream
Let the choir sing..............
ill Kabalaher.:]
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Whats your name fool? : Markus Bagarkus
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : http://www.ghostfacekilla.org
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So Whats the deal-o : To the wankers.... hello..
It is i, markus-bagarkus from the planet BagarkiE, one of the many elite bagarkiies.
Well, in my country it goes: the line up in my country it goes
man horse camel cat rat women. and cockroach that is the line up in my
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You guys should..... : jiz all over my tits and leave me then get the fuck out..
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Anything else? : present them.
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Whats your name fool? : Brandy
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? :
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So Whats the deal-o : I am so sorry that I got up there late to see you all. Next time. I just got caught up in some stuff with an ex-boyfriend and well you know how that goes. But next time
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You guys should..... : Give me a free c.d.
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Anything else? : Um.... 3+3=6
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Whats your name fool? : wahack
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.whackoffrecords.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Well, the site seems to be scooting right along, the redsox are gonna hopefully break the curse all the way and Max Schitfer is a cock....master....
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You guys should..... : come over
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Anything else? : bongwater memories of Ryan and Lou
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Whats your name fool? : Dutle
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : itll be out in 5 to 10
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So Whats the deal-o : Just reviewed the latest musical offering from the Wanker crew, and was blown away. Truly a work for mass production.
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You guys should..... : Paid to get my wall fixed. Your rocking-off-socks did quite a number on my living area. You know where to send the money.
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Anything else? : Yeah, did Lou get replaced by a robot on the CD? Cause youve got one hell of a groove machine there...props to Lou from Peru!
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Whats your name fool? : Brandy
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : kse6187@yahoo.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Hey Guys whats up with yall? Not to much here... Ill be sure to come up to the Top cats thing place.
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You guys should..... : Throw a shoe at that bitch that is at Sudsys. bitch ass white hoe
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Anything else? : sure---- your all hott!!!! lol
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Whats your name fool? : Brandy
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : kse6187@yahoo.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Jeremy since I hardly talk to you at work I thought that i would just post you my livejournal thing-www.livejournal.com/users/maroontalic
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You guys should..... : Get naked and poor milk on yourselves.
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Anything else? : Na oh um forgot...what is your name on livejournal or whatever you use
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Whats your name fool? : Synthmasterj
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? :
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So Whats the deal-o : Max....go eat a....uh....a....ROTTEN ORANGE! YEAH!!!!!!! Heavy METAL!!!
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You guys should..... :
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Anything else? :
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Whats your name fool? : Brandy
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : kse6187@yahoo.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Just wanting to say hello. I work with Jeremy. Hello to all
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You guys should..... : Have up to date pics of everyone
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Anything else? : Goddamn does it never end?
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Whats your name fool? : Max Schaeffer
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? :
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So Whats the deal-o : You bring needed balance to the universe. For there to be awesome greatness there must be equal and opposite terribleness, That is where you men come in.
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You guys should..... : retire, seriously
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Anything else? : No, its hopeless.
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Whats your name fool? : Jo Mama
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : maybe but itll cost you 5 bucks to find out
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So Whats the deal-o : You guys sounded great tonight. I must say that your synthmaster is quite the hunk! His fingers sure can dance on those keys.
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You guys should..... : Keep rockin it!!
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Anything else? : good job ladies you were shakin!!
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Whats your name fool? : whacker
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.whackoffrecords.com
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So Whats the deal-o : the new wankers album is awesome.I would rank it among my top ten favorites without question.Good job guys!
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You guys should..... : Keep on Keepin on
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Anything else? : Vote W out!
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Whats your name fool? : the wankers
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : socks rocked
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So Whats the deal-o : Alright so MidPoint was prettty fun.. I dont think we semed oursleves, not alot of energy put forth..but fun none the less...People seem to dig it.
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You guys should..... : Adam Schwass filled in on bass at the show since Pat was out of town.Thanks to Oxymoronatron,(from Dayton) for playing also that night, they rule go check them out.
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Anything else? : Since it has been taking unusually long to get our album sent off to getpressed. We have made 45 limited edition prerelease, to be sold at shows only.
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Whats your name fool? : Amber
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : AmberLeighLicious@yahoo.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Hey I met you last night at Midd Point with Oxymoronatron. Just stopped by to check out the site, which is nice, and thought I would say hi.
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You guys should..... :
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Anything else? :
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Whats your name fool? : Fool...how did you know?
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : whackoff (see below)
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So Whats the deal-o : The wankers...ahh,the wankers.Nothing like a basement show to sign off the parties at a big house.In whe words of one of the Hostesses..thats fucked the fuck up.Ryan,give us a ring and see whats happenin
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You guys should..... : DROP EVERYTHING TO PLAY THAT SHOW IN CALI!!!.haha not really,but if you do,let us know
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Anything else? : When i wrote this post,or the bulk of it rather,i was on a laptop taking a huge healthy shit,thinking about the many ways i could evade the IRS.Im off to that website now....
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Whats your name fool? : your mother
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : your lookin at it
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So Whats the deal-o : Lot of shit happening, we are playing the Mid Point Music Fest. We are having a Cd Release Party for A Music of Ohio Comp and Pats getting Married...Yeeeaaaahhhhh!
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You guys should..... : also come to check out our show at Topcats on Oct 21st, with TubRings Friends Bands. Fun good Times. all this info is on the Where section of our page
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Anything else? : Matter of fact yeah, does anyone know who posted shit on Elenores website and signed it the Wankers Rock thats not cool, that has started a lot of shit. thanks a lot
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Whats your name fool? : my name is max, bitch.
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.whackoffrecords.com
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So Whats the deal-o : hey it is really cool that you ACTUALLY update your website i.e. post shows that are in the future.
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You guys should..... : suck more.
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Anything else? : ryan is a wanker...no seriously, he is.
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Whats your name fool? : doent matter
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.hitmebabyonemoretime.org
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So Whats the deal-o : Sudsys Punk and Metal FestDay 3, got my socks rocked off
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You guys should..... : Keep on keepin on, but get your lead singer a new amp, its cool, but its dying
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Anything else? : keep the crazt noise makers, your guitar player is something else. Get them more active....go crazy
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Whats your name fool? : Dutle a.k.a. Dutle
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : it ran away!
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So Whats the deal-o : Ummm...so Im on the computer at this website, and Im writing somethin...
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You guys should..... : Pat should call me (and Jake too). Why dont you call anymore?? We miss you!
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Anything else? : Disreguard any mushy subtext in the last message. I love all the wankers (the ones that have a band)
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Whats your name fool? : Riley
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : AKIRA12911@aol.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Im into all sorts of rock from the early 60s & on. Nething than hip hop R&B or rap i dislike emmensley. Im in2 all rock & thats how its gonna b till im old & ripe then my taste evolves intop soft crap also which i dont like right now. But its gonna happen
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You guys should..... : Come to California to the STREET SCENE & put on a show for my & many others last year of high skool. For any high skool guy for their last year of HS they wanna have as much fun as they can while they had the time. & thats exactly what i wanna do, I wanna
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Anything else? : Nothin else except try VERY HARD 2 put show on at the STREET SCENE & oi can guarentee ill b there. Just send some kind of flyer & ill print it up as many times as i can as much as im allowed. & ill spread that word like Paris Hiltons sex tape. U can count
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Whats your name fool? : Ebay McDollarless
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : far too many
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So Whats the deal-o : huge backlog of soldering jobs for crazy legs, the new old greco bass is way FUCKED up, plus the gretsch, the gretsch, my god the gretsch, help me patricia...you are...my...bxzzzkssszx...last hope....sqwaurkzzzz...obi wank kenobi.....zzzzzzxxxxssxxxttttzz
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You guys should..... : add additional guitars and keyboards to the lineup, and more fuzz boxes
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Anything else? : come on and T T T Tennessee Tuxedo
anything so he can measure up to men
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Whats your name fool? : sean boyle
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.ailinel.com seanbxj@aol.com
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So Whats the deal-o : hello duders
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You guys should..... : make lou wear a dress
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Anything else? : yeah and make sure its pink
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Whats your name fool? : the wanker
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.What theHell is GoingOn.Com
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So Whats the deal-o : Yo Jesus..I rarley ever get on forums or other bands guest books. Unless Im promting for a show or something we are trying to put together.I rarley update our site.
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You guys should..... : Let me know where your site is so I can see what I supposedly wrote. Im trying to be cool about this. You know who I am, who are you?
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Anything else? : Weve done nothing but try to support the scence since we started. Expose differnt people to different styles ofbands, and spread the word. Cincy has alot!!
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Whats your name fool? : Stuntcock
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : somewhere...hang on...
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So Whats the deal-o : Well,jesus is a cock,The Wankers kick ass,no where is a trashy misuse of the english language...
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You guys should..... : come drink
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Anything else? : how about a horn section?
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Whats your name fool? : danniko
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.mobilemelodies.tk
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So Whats the deal-o :
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You guys should..... :
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Anything else? :
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Whats your name fool? : jesus and friends
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : nope
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So Whats the deal-o : Was ur post directed toward me? and thank u for coming and checking out our site and being a dick
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You guys should..... :
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Anything else? :
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Whats your name fool? : the singer
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : um I think so?
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So Whats the deal-o : oh come on your breaking my heart here... thanks for coming and checking out the site. i love all the mail you send, if you dont like it..dont visit
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You guys should..... : i think its quite clear that the wankers arent going to go that far. We do it cause its fun. Quite being such a dick
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Anything else? : Well as you can see weve been cutting back a lot, the bands a bunch of slackers..But its fun while it lasted
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Whats your name fool? : jesus and friends
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : nope
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So Whats the deal-o : the wankers suck.. u will never go no where.. get a new singer, i will not feed ur ego trips.. i will speak the truth
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You guys should..... : quit
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Anything else? : nope, thats it
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Whats your name fool? : bob mills
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : http://www.fuzzyfeetband.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Pat ,site looks great
I will have to try a check out one of your shows.I am an old punk, my first band played the Jockey Club in newport several times we even opened for The Dead Milkmen back in 86. From punk to Abba go figure! Keep rockin!`
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You guys should..... : Get the f out of Covington.This towns to conservative.
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Anything else? : Add a monkey and a cactus to your stage show,and maybe some more fog .
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Whats your name fool? : your mother
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : um yeah.com
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So Whats the deal-o : the cd is done motherfuckers, as soon as my lazy ass gets off my lazy ass, I will put it online for all to see, buy, and make fun of..arent computers fun
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You guys should..... : play a show on July 15th at Never on Sundays and July 23rd at Radiodown. Well shit no problem, come get the cd, which will be available at shows for only
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Anything else? : yes, this abulm is intitled No need For a Solo...Its back to Basics A long running effort to capture our live shows, with 15 tracks of highenergy rock and roll
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Whats your name fool? : Betty Crocker
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? :
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So Whats the deal-o : Jermaine Jackson named his daughter Jermajesty if anyone was wondering.
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You guys should..... : put on deodorant because your pits are nasty.
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Anything else? : I unpaused it and sorry for not actually saying anything meaningful.
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Whats your name fool? : Sticky Fingers Brandi Wicked
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp
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So Whats the deal-o : Your show Saturday rocked! You guys have such a great stage presence, glad to see you come to our town!
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You guys should..... :
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Anything else? :
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Whats your name fool? : Lazy Ass Destroyer
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : your lookin at it
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So Whats the deal-o : oh shit the moment , well some of you, have been waiting for. The wankers debut full length is nearly complete. We are accepting pre-orders, to help us pay for it!
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You guys should..... : Its a long running effort to express our many musical tastes, while still maintaining the energy included in our live shows.Being released on IDGF Rec
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Anything else? : Spanning 60’s style fuzz and organs, to the bizzare melodic banshee screams of a highly modulated guitar, this album is going to Rock off Socks!
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Whats your name fool? : Josh Eversole
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : robopope7@hotmail.com
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So Whats the deal-o : Well not much i know Crazy legs a.k.a Pat though so thats something i guess.
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You guys should..... : You should really do nothing much you sound pretty awesome to me.
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Anything else? : Ask Pat about Fizzy Butter
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Whats your name fool? : the bmob
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : clgr.tk
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So Whats the deal-o : ooooh! bad ass people can criticize so much when they can be anonymous. ooooh! suicide cult. oooh! bad vocals. pffft. get some balls.
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You guys should..... : we should rock is what we should do.
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Anything else? : people who have no obvious balls or spines so to speak of should grow a pair and leave their names in their hardcore bashings.
pat
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Whats your name fool? : Zach-from euk.
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : geocities.com/eukanubajesus
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So Whats the deal-o : hey ryan i was look for a wankers shirt the other day and discovered i never had one or if i did its gone now so next time you come over let me know what a bum like myself has to do to get a shirt...thanks man...
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You guys should..... : eat hotdogs...lot of stinky hotdogs
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Anything else? : no mustard!........got it?
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Whats your name fool? : the dog food jesus
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : you know it bitch
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So Whats the deal-o : i just wanted to say to all those mother fuckers out there who missed the wankers play with tub ring...your dumb, that was one of the best shows in cincinnati punk rock history. but still nothing compares to that one special night back in the year 2000 wh
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You guys should..... : set up more shows with that band...um...oh yeah, the eukanuba jesuseses, iherd those kids are about to take cincinnati under lock down with there crazy fucked up noise...
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Anything else? : uh oh, hotdogg
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Whats your name fool? : Carol
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : never
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So Whats the deal-o : The show last night at RadioDown was excelente. I thought you guys did your thang!! Oh yes and I love my checkered Wankers t-shirt, it is so devine!
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You guys should..... : write a song about me, just kidding!
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Anything else? : if you got beef then eat a pok chop. ~Coolio
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Whats your name fool? : the Wankers
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : www.damnwankers.com
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So Whats the deal-o : I just wanted to thank everyone, who came out to the TubRing show last, good times were had by all. Lots of good bands, and everyone was jumpin, we got a great response
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You guys should..... : Support more locals shows, thats what this scence needs more of. Check out all the lnks to other Cincy bands in the WHY Section of the website
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Anything else? : Thanks for everyone who posts on guestbook, even hate mail. I get a kick out of it, especailly when they type so much, it gets cut off, at least your at our site. HA!
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Whats your name fool? : wankers can suck my dick
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Got a Website? Maybe an Email Address? : fuck off
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So Whats the deal-o : i saw you recenetly and i swear to god when you guys were done everybody was talking about how much ass you sucked. your vocals are fucking terrible. when you were singing high pitched i was seriously considering taking my own life. listen your lead singe
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You guys should..... : join a suicide cult
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Anything else? : fuck off
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